Monday, February 28

Gerald was 24 when he went to bed. When he woke up the next day, he was 53. Slightly puzzled, he wondered where his life had gone.

Still, looking on the bright side, Gerald decided this would be the perfect excuse for a mid-life crisis. He bought a Ferrari. He started seeing a Swiss au pair. He discovered that he had somehow accumulated a family, so he disposed of them.

People noticed his strange behaviour and asked him if it was because he felt he'd wasted his life. He told them no, it was because he'd lost it. He searched high and low for traces of his life, without success. Eventually, once he had spent his last penny and was living under a bridge, he learnt it had been eaten by someone called Corporate Machine while he was sleeping.

'Oh dear', he thought.

Friday, February 11

Oh please do not kiss me
Oh please do not kiss
Oh please do not
Oh please do
Oh please

things from another time...

April 2004  
May 2004  
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other stuff by me

Unfinished Story Number One
Unfinished Story Number Two


other, superior people

Magnetic Kid Liv
The Man Who Fell Asleep
Ass Wide Open


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